neverbraveenough asked: Okay seriously, best blog ever. I follow you like ducklings follow their mother. I follow you like pathetic teenage Twilight fans follow around Robert Pattinson. I follow you like I'm being paid to do it. I follow you like Death Cab for Cutie follows people into the dark (I really hope you know that song, or this one's awkward). I follow you like a private investigator follows some rich guy's cheating wife. I follow you like ... I don't know, now I'm out of clever things to say. But I fucking love your blog and you're hilarious and you should post more shit because this is genius.

Let it be known that this is the best ask ever.

As long as you are following me, I will post like a fence.

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